Our Diversions @shengsterino: 百变星君 Sixty Million Dollar Man (1995 China Star Entertainment Group)

百变星君
Sixty Million Dollar Man

《百变星君》是由叶伟民导演，周星驰，梁咏琪，吴孟达等主演的经典科幻喜剧片，于1995年在香港上映。影片讲述了李泽星因得罪黑帮头目遭轰杀至粉身碎骨，幸而由姜司教授将其改造为能变化多种形态的人造人复活，后来他又遭黑帮的追杀，但最终通过置入教授发明的芯片，他打败了黑帮制造的铁甲威龙，同时也赢得了女同学虫虫的芳心的搞笑故事。

Sixty Million Dollar Man (Chinese: 百變星君; released in the Philippines as My Magic Professor) is a 1995 Hong Kong comedy film written and directed by Raymond Yip and starring Stephen Chow, Ng Man Tat, and Gigi Leung.

Starring演员
周星驰Stephen Chow, 吴孟达Ng Man-tat, 梁咏琪Gigi Leung, 徐锦江Elvis Tsui, 李健仁Lee Kin-yan, 孙佳君Paulyn Sun, 黄一飞Wong Yut-Fei, 朱咪咪Mimi Chu, 宋本中, 骆逊文, 邓兆尊, Charles Shen, 郑祖Joe Cheng, 文隽, 江欣燕Alvina Kong, 林迪安, 黎应就, 王晶, 田启文, 陈志辉, Darren Shahlavi

Plot
Lee Chak-Sing (Stephen Chow) is a rich kid living in Hawaii. He's arrogant and fond of playing mean tricks on everyone around him. His life changes when he meets Chung-Chung (Gigi Leung), a young woman whom he declares is very ugly. Tat (Ng Man Tat), Sing's loyal assistant, is revealed by Sing's mother to be his true father. He is then faced with a decision: Accept Tat as his father and lose his inheritance or continue to call the other man his father and live in the lap of luxury. He chooses his father. Sing offends local crime lord Fumito (Joe Cheng) by dancing with Fumito's girl in a Pulp Fiction-inspired dance contest. In a fit of rage, Fumito orders his henchman Mark (Charles Shen) to kill Sing. When Tat comes to rescue his son, both are caught by Mark and tied together in a bathroom stall, where Mark planted a bomb. Sing chops off his arm and manages to let his father escape on an ejector toilet seat, leaving Sing to apparently die in the explosion. Sing's brain and lips are recovered. There is technology to construct a new body for him at the cost of $60,000,000. However, since Sing renounced his rich father, he doesn't have the money. Tat can only provide $6,000. Chang (Elvis Tsui), offers to create a body for $6,000. After some trial and error, such as creating legs out of arms, Sing is transformed into a cyborg. To fool Fumito, however, a funeral is staged for Sing, where he hides to watch. The only person to attend is Chung-Chung, who is unaware of Sing's true fate, and mourns his death. When Sing sees this, he feels remorse for mistreating her (and everyone else). Two years later, he gets a job as a teacher at one of the worst schools in the area. He is harassed and assaulted by the students, culminating in Sing being "crucified" on the front gate of the school with his (low-cost) garden hose genitalia hanging out. Chung-Chung also works at the school, but has matured and is no longer the awkward, unattractive girl that Sing knew. She also has a rich fiancé with a fancy sports car. That evening, in a fit of despair, Sing attempts suicide but is stopped when Chang delivers a new microchip he's been working on. The microchip enables Sing to transform into many different household appliances and makes him nearly indestructible. Sing returns to the school and corrects the anarchy, serving as a superhuman disciplinarian. Under his care, all the students become diligent and hardworking. Sing's fame catches Fumito's attention. He sends Mark to finish Sing off, but Mark fails. The henchman tries to escape, but Sing kills him by twisting his body into a human basketball. Using his wealth, Fumito has Mark rebuilt into a powerful cyborg with shape-shifting abilities. Mark infiltrates Sing's wedding party as Sing's old friend Siu-Fu, but Sing sees through the disguise. In the ensuing chaos, Sing is apparently killed in an explosion. To everyone's surprise, Sing returns as a powerful old lady, resembling a Park'n Shop mascot, in a bulletproof robe. Ultimately, Sing transforms into a microwave oven and traps Mark inside, burning him to death. Fumito is disposed of soon after.

剧情

香港富豪李一飞之子李泽星在美国夏威夷留学，但学业无成，而且挥金如土，还经常作弄其他同学，但由于父亲李一飞是校董，所以其他同学敢怒不敢言。后来身世揭露，才知道他原来是管家达叔的私生子。李泽星因迷恋一位名为Bonnie的美女，后来才发现她是日本黑帮山口组头目富田的情妇，该头目遂派手下小马哥追杀李泽星，并把他炸至粉身碎骨，只有脑部及口部完整无缺[1]。李泽星在姜司教授[2]的帮助下得以重造。李泽星返港两年后，他再被植入无敌芯片，使身体更能千变万化。回港后的李泽星，到了一家中学当教师，并利用自己能千变万化的特点，驯服了学校内所有顽劣的学生。富田得知李泽星还没有死，便再派Mark枪杀李泽星，但被李泽星打至重伤。岂料富田将Mark改造成威力强大的机器人，并选择在李泽星的婚礼下手，结果李泽星被Mark打倒，但启动了复仇系统，变成黄老太，又化身超级微波炉，将Mark熔掉，最后富田也被参与婚礼的众人殴打。