Our Diversions @shengsterino: 国产凌凌漆 From Beijing with Love (1994 China Star Entertainment Group)

国产凌凌漆
From Beijing with Love

《国产凌凌漆》, 台湾片名《凌凌漆大战金鎗人》，是一部于1994年上映的香港喜剧电影，由周星驰与李力持共同执导，周星驰、袁咏仪和罗家英等主演。剧情讲述一个中国落魄特工勇破强敌，寻回国宝的故事；刻意戏仿及恶搞经典电影《詹姆斯·邦德》（007）系列中的《金枪客》。周星驰及罗家英分别获提名1995年第14届香港电影金像奖最佳男主角和最佳男配角[3]。由于电影内容含有戏仿中国大陆法治的桥段，讽刺中共时弊，受到政治审查，故“完整版”于中国大陆的电视台禁播，但节选的一些没有讽刺内容的片段可在电视上播出。

From Beijing With Love is a 1994 Hong Kong spy comedy film directed by Stephen Chow and Lee Lik-chi. The film is a very direct spoof of the James Bond films.

Starring演员
周星驰Stephen Chow, 袁咏仪Anita Yuen, 英德拉·利奇, 黄锦江, 罗家英Law Kar-ying, 郑祖Joe Cheng Cho, 陈宝莲Pauline Chan, 黄一飞Wong Yat-fei, 梁思浩, 邓兆尊Johnny Dang, 李力持Lee Lik Chi, 曾守明Raymond Tsang, 卢国伟, 古明华, 叶进, 邹义训, 李健仁, 于荣光Yu Rongguang, 黄老邪, 梁小熊, 梁克逊, 罗国维

Plot
Golden Gun steals the cranium of China's only dinosaur fossil. Chow, starring as a hawker-secret-agent 007, is sent to Hong Kong by a high-ranking government official to recapture the cranium. When he arrives in Hong Kong, he meets Lee Heung-kam (Anita Yuen), who proposes to help him in his endeavor. However, Heung-kam turns out to be a subordinate of Golden Gun. Golden Gun is in actuality the government official who directs 007 to find the cranium. Golden Gun instructs Heung-kam to send 007 on a false lead and tells him that the cranium may have been stolen by a smuggler. 007, with the help of Heung-kam, sneaks into a cocktail party held by the smuggler. Before he enters, he tells Heung-kam that he will fetch her some white roses. Heung-kam tells 007 to find evidence that the smuggler stole the cranium; meanwhile, Heung-kam hides in a tree, planning to snipe 007 from afar. The party is interrupted by a mysterious man (modeled after Jaws from James Bond) and a mysterious woman who are out to kill 007. Taking this opportunity, Heung-kam shoots 007 several times, including once in the leg with 007 thinking another assassin has shot him. 007 (who is wearing a bulletproof vest but not bulletproof trousers) escapes, grabbing three white roses on the way out. Heung-kam is touched by this gesture and saves his life. She decides to defect from Golden Gun. Together, the two destroy the organization that is behind the theft of the cranium. 007 eventually wins the hand of Heung-kam and is rewarded with a meat cleaver emblazoned with the calligraphy of Deng Xiaoping.

剧情

枪法不济的凌凌漆（周星驰饰）智商不高、个子矮小，在特工前辈“达闻西”（罗家英饰）的提携下才顺利当上了后备特工。一直被情报局冷待的凌凌漆，只好在深圳隐身市井，假扮猪肉贩子十年，生活拮据，就连嫖妓都付不起钱，试图用猪肉来抵帐。中国国宝暴龙头骨化石被神秘恐怖分子并且刀枪不入的“金鎗人”劫走，国家第一特工“凌凌义”（于荣光饰）也被金鎗人的特制金枪射杀殉职。国务院总理震惊，因此指派解放军南方军区司令（黄锦江饰）找回，南方司令从“淘汰特工名册”中看中凌凌漆的“不中用”而派他前往香港执行任务。达闻西带凌凌漆到情报局后，给予凌凌漆一些自行发明的秘密工具，南方司令则给予凌凌漆一笔购买西装用的钱财。由于恐龙头骨在沈阳遗失，沈阳军区陈司令（叶进饰）也应负责，他找上南方司令大发雷霆，质疑南方司令包庇歹徒，故意派无能的凌凌漆查办案件。陈司令为了雪耻而准备从沈阳派遣最强特工来寻回国宝，南方司令试图对陈司令搓圆仔，希望陈司令不要涉足此案。陈司令不以为然，南方司令示意其得力助手美女特工李香琴（袁咏仪饰）以铁钉刺杀陈司令，再用金枪把陈司令的遗体烧掉。原来南方司令就是金鎗人，他密谋把案件嫁祸给香港私枭赖有为（梁克逊饰），然后命令香琴杀死凌凌漆。凌凌漆奉命到达香港后与香琴会合，两人一同外出，途中遇到一帮来自湖南的抢匪，抢匪开枪抢劫银楼，杀死数人，包括一名男童的父亲，还挟持凌凌漆。凌凌漆用飞刀将他们轻松干掉，怜惜地表示要包奠儀给罹难者，这使得香琴对他庸碌无能的印象改观。不久，凌凌漆到赖有为的别墅参加派对，寻找恐龙化石，却只窃听到了排骨汤食谱与足球赛转播，一事无成。香琴趁机刺杀凌凌漆，并嫁祸赖有为。但她还来不及下手，中途就出现了“金牙佬”（郑祖饰）与“爱美神”（陈宝莲饰）两名身手不凡的杀手对付凌凌漆。凌凌漆逃亡时被香琴狙击，负伤而走，九死一生。香琴发现凌凌漆其实不是一无可取，他虽然不是个很好的现代特工，但却很有艺术气息，擅长钢琴、模仿张学友唱歌，善用杀猪刀，而且拥有神乎奇技的飞刀技术和暗器，性格上还很有古中国的游侠之风。香琴深受感动决定不杀凌凌漆，但在香琴为凌凌漆疗伤时，凌凌漆发现香琴才是使自己重伤的幕后黑手，因此身心俱疲而只身离去。 “爱美神”化妆成凌凌漆的样子把香琴抓去，与“大钢牙”带着香琴去找寻金鎗人，原来“金牙佬”与“爱美神”是沈阳军区的特工，也是陈司令的部下。“大钢牙”与“木兰妹”打算为上司报仇，与金鎗人激斗，金鎗人居然想把香琴杀死灭口，使香琴也愤而反抗金鎗人。在实力悬殊下，“金牙佬”与“爱美神”刹那惨死金枪之下，香琴也危在旦夕。金鎗人还告诉香琴，凌凌漆已经被他送交行刑队处决。此时凌凌漆突然出现及拿出猪肉刀，以独树一格的刀法斩杀金鎗人，夺回了失窃的国宝。原来，当时凌凌漆于情报局被诱骗到刑场，并且目睹多名政治犯冤枉地死于步枪与火箭筒之下，而凌凌漆在即将被处决时，仅用了100元人民币便成功贿赂了行刑队队长，行刑队不但没有处决凌凌漆，还把他松绑及放走，凌凌漆在离开刑场前还跟行刑队长官和队员一起抽烟，殷殷话别，互道珍重。凌凌漆抱得美人归，与香琴双宿双栖之后，不愿意回情报局，反而回归深圳隐居为猪肉贩子，但他得到了中国共产党表扬，那把杀死金鎗人的杀猪刀，还得到党国元老小平先生（致敬邓小平）的墨宝题字。