Our Diversions @shengsterino: 大内密探零零发 Forbidden City Cop (1996 China Star Entertainment Group)

大内密探零零发
Forbidden City Cop

《大内密探零零发》（英语：Forbidden City Cop）是1996年的一部贺岁电影，由周星驰和谷德昭联合导演。周星驰在影片中饰演一位不会武功的皇宫大内密探，平时除了当妇科大夫给人看病外，业余爱好是研究一些不被赏识的小发明；最后，靠着这些发明，他挫败了敌人的阴谋，拯救了整个国家。

Forbidden City Cop (Chinese: 大內密探零零發; literal translation: "Imperial Secret Agent 008") is a 1996 Hong Kong wuxia comedy film directed by Vincent Kok and Stephen Chow and starring Chow, Carina Lau, and Carman Lee.

Starring演员
周星驰Stephen Chow, 刘嘉玲Carina Lau, 李若彤Carman Lee, 罗家英Law Kar-ying, 张达明Cheung Tat-ming, 刘以达Tats Lau, 李力持Lee Lik-chi, Charles Shen, 吴育枢, 王均康, 袁祥仁Yuen Cheung-yan, 袁信义Yuen Shun-yi, 文隽, 黄一飞Wong Yat-fei, 黄智强, 陈剑云, 潘恒生, 朱咪咪Mimi Chu, 欧锦棠, 谷德昭Vincent Kok, 黄老邪, 苑琼丹Kingdom Yuen, 叶伟信Wilson Yip, 李健仁, 杨若莲, 江欣燕Elvina Kong, 植敬雯, Bill Loh, 王英杰, 谢鲁驷

Plot
Ling Ling-Fat (Stephen Chow) is one of the Chinese Emperor's four elite personal bodyguards, the "Baolong clan" (保龍一族) - whose names form the Cantonese Chinese New Year's greeting: "Kung hei fat choi" (恭喜發財). Ling Ling-Fat's own name also doubles as a Cantonese wordplay on the code number "008", a reference to James Bond, whose number was 007 (see From Beijing with Love). Instead of studying martial arts like his fellow bodyguards, he devotes his time to making practical yet often mundane and/or cumbersome inventions, such as cannons fired from the mouth, helicopter blades, and magnets. He also practices gynecology and spends time with his loving wife (Carina Lau). At the beginning of the film, Ling Ling-Fat fails to apprehend four ugly swordsmen who are trespassing in the Forbidden City. He does, however, manage to acquire a kung fu manual, Flying Fairy (天外飛仙, Tin1 ngoi6 fei1 sin1, lit. 'Outer Heaven Flying Fairy'), from one of them. During an imperial audience, Ling-ling Fat's seemingly useless inventions and lack of any martial arts skills enrage the Emperor, who demotes him to various menial tasks around the palace. Meanwhile, King Faceless of the Kam Tribe plans to assassinate the Emperor and overtake China. The Kam Tribe creates a diversion by inviting all the doctors of China to a medical exposition in which a Grey alien - a 'flying fairy' - is to be dissected. Ling Ling-Fat and the Emperor separately depart for the event. While Ling-ling Fat and his wife feast at a string of restaurants, Kam's men kill the Emperor's three remaining bodyguards. The assassins put the unconscious Emperor in an alien costume to present him as the alien for dissection. Just as Ling Ling-Fat and the other doctors discover the Emperor's identity, Kam's assassins begin to slaughter everyone in attendance. Ling Ling-Fat uses his wits and inventions to defeat the assassins. The Emperor honors Ling Ling-Fat for his success and gives him an enormous pearl as a reward. For his next assignment, the Emperor charges him with investigating a prospective concubine, the beautiful prostitute Kam Cho (Carman Lee). Ling-ling Fat meets with Kam Cho without his wife's knowledge and has difficulty restraining himself from her seductive advances. He gives her the enormous pearl and lies about it to his wife. Later, Kam Cho surprises Ling Ling-Fat at his home, forcing a violent confrontation between Ling-ling Fat and his wife's family. Ling Ling-Fat forsakes his tearful wife and leaves with Kam Cho. When Ling Ling-Fat brings Kam Cho to the palace, he and the Emperor throw Kam Cho in chains and reveal that she is actually Faceless in disguise. Ling-ling Fat had deciphered Kam Cho's true identity during their meeting and enlisted his entire family in a ruse to fool Faceless. The Emperor begins handing out acting awards to Ling Ling-Fat's various family members, but Faceless manages to break free. Once again, Ling Ling-Fat uses his inventions and wits to combat Faceless, but Faceless fights back with powerful martial arts techniques. On the verge of defeat, Ling-ling Fat is accidentally struck by a lightning bolt meant for Faceless which awakes his potential and enables him to use the Flying Fairy technique, thus destroying Faceless.

剧情

零零恭、零零喜、零零发、零零财四个人，是负责保卫宋朝皇帝安全的“保龙一族”。阿恭、阿喜、阿财三人都是武艺高强的特工；阿发是唯一不懂武功的，只会搞些小发明，始终不被皇上重用，大多伪装成妇科医师给人看病，随时等皇帝的诏命。当时的中国北方，有女真族建立的金国，金国的“无相王”，是一位拥有无上武艺的高手，他练就“无相神功”，脸部没有五官，可以“隔山打牛”，还可以幻化成他人状貌，以欺骗他人，并一心想要侵略宋朝。一日，无相王以解剖研究“天外飞仙”（外星人）尸体为名，召开医学大会，欲把中原所有医师引出，令中土军队无人医理，乘机让金兵南下，侵略汉族土地，但无相王未料竟骗出皇帝，并将三大高手歼灭，更是大喜过望。眼见皇帝将死于金国之手的关键时刻，零零发使用他发明的“直升机”和“机关枪”救出皇帝，并杀死了无相王的妻子及儿子。零零发救驾有功，回国后获得朝廷宠信、重赏。皇帝知道阿发的实力不容小觑，安排阿发到城中有名妓院“慧贤雅叙”刺探金国来的名妓琴操是否奸细，但阿发随即爱上了美艳绝伦的琴操，原来，琴操是无相王所扮，意图破坏阿发家庭，并瓦解皇帝对阿发的信任，陷阿发于不义，以替自己妻儿报仇。实际上，阿发早看穿无相王阴谋，并在雷电劈中，内力暴增一亿倍之时，使出一招威力无穷的绝招“天外飞仙”，击败无相王，挽救了中原汉族。