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破坏之王
Love on Delivery

《破坏之王》是香港演员周星驰于1994年主演的喜剧电影，全剧富有武术动作与搞笑趣味气氛。述说穷小子何金银因性格懦弱，备受霸凌，但心中充满惩奸除恶的热血，决定透过习武来扭转现状，彻底摆脱懦夫的阴影。本片参考漫画家刃森尊的《破坏王》、蚵仔煎的《筋肉人》以及圆谷制作的《奥特曼》。

Love on Delivery (破壞之王; aka. King of Destruction) is a 1994 Hong Kong comedy film directed by Lee Lik-Chi.

Starring演员
周星驰Stephen Chow, 锺丽缇Christy Chung, 吴孟达Ng Man-tat, 林国斌Ben Lam, 郑祖Joe Cheng, 秦沛Paul Chun, 谷德昭Vincent Kok, 古巨基Leo Ku, 黄一飞Wong Yat-fei, 黎彼得Peter Lai, 唐葳娜, 李文标, 周比利Billy Chow, 李力持Lee Lik-Chi, 李健仁, 黄一山Gabriel Wong, 梁咏琳, 梁荣忠Joey Leung, 郑家生, 张学友Jacky Cheung, 陈欣健, 侯焕玲, 林雪

Plot
Ang Ho-Kam (Stephen Chow), a weak, disadvantaged but kind lunch delivery boy, happens to fall in love with Lily (Christy Chung), the girl of his dreams from a local sports center. However, his dream is crushed after a disastrous date with her, when the bully Judo master Black Bear, who also admires Lily, intervenes. That night, in a brutally straightforward fashion, Lily tells Ang that she dislikes weak and pathetic men. After being further humiliated at the sports center by Black Bear, Ang seeks shelter at a convenience shop owned by Tat (Ng Man Tat), an eccentric handicap. Tat promises to teach Ang kung fu to cure him of his weakness and cowardice, in exchange for money. However, Tat, a self-professed Sanshou master, is merely a swindler taking advantage of Ang's gullibility and teaches Ang useless, fantasy kung fu techniques. But to Tat's surprise and annoyance, Ang is intent on being a full-time student. When Ang loses his job and runs out of money, he tells Tat he will follow him for life. Tat attempts to rid of him by persuading him to use a false technique called "The Invincible Wind and Fire Spin," a move that will almost certainly kill or at least seriously injure anyone – which involves holding onto the enemy and rolling down a huge flight of stairs, using the enemy to soften all the blows of the stairs. Ang is considering implementing the move but decides against it. However, he becomes reassured of this so-called technique when he witnesses Tat himself falling down the stairs and surviving it, though that was an accident. Emboldened, Ang thanks Tat and leaves. Determined to change Lily's views about him, Ang comes to Lily's rescue when Black Bear tries to force her to be his girlfriend after Lily rejected him at the parking lot. He wears a Garfield mask a'la superhero. After a scuffle, Ang manages to defeat Black Bear by using the "Spin." The next day, Ang tries to tell Lily that it was he who saved her, but before he can do it, Lily introduces her ex-schoolmate Master Lau, a karate champion from Japan who looks down on the weak. To win Lily's heart, Lau lies that he is the "Garfield warrior" who saved her. Infuriated from being called garbage by Lau, Ang plans on challenging Lau to a combat match to prove his mettle. Upon seeing Tat at the garbage dump, he drags him along as punishment for lying to him and cheating him of his money. However, upon arriving at the fitness center with a letter of challenge, Ang and Tat unexpectedly see Lau in an office with five other people: a Taekwondo master, a boxer, a Kenjutsu practitioner, Black Bear, and the principal managing the fitness center. Since Lau is now in charge of the center, he wants karate, in his opinion the supreme martial art, to be the center's sole fighting discipline. Enraged, the four other elite martial artists attack him, but Lau defeats them with ease. Frightened, Ang is about to retract the challenge, but Lau manages to get the letter and reads it. Amused, he accepts, but the Principal insists on rescinding it. Nevertheless, Lau reveals a startling revelation: Tat is in fact a world-renowned martial arts champion and has defeated many in tournaments. However, Lau's master broke his leg in a match in Japan. Tat has been living in obscurity ever since. To redeem himself, Tat promises to prepare Ang for the match against Lau, but only after receiving one month's training. Lau also personally seeks to kill Ang. In a side bet made by Tat, if Ang can survive all three rounds, Sanshou will regain its public image at the center. An agreement is made. The upcoming match receives much publicity and reporters follow Ang and Tat, wanting to see how a delivery boy can be transformed into a rival martial artist. To everyone's amusement and puzzlement, Ang and Tat are only seen partying and eating. When asked, Tat replies that this is their training, unnerving some, even Lau. A month passes, and the match arrives. Lily rushes to the stadium to cancel it, worrying about Ang's life. However, she and her friends are stranded in a malfunctioning elevator. At the boxing ring, Ang is voted the odds-on favorite to win by the judges because of his lack of fear, which ironically increases Lau's own trepidation. As the match commences with round one, Lau rushes in to attack but stops abruptly when Ang simply turns around and keeps still. This is in fact Tat's strategy: to confuse Lau. In the second round, Tat instructs Ang to wear down Lau with submissions and sucker punches; all the while, Tat deliberately distracts Lau by juggling things in the air. A commercial break ends round two. Frustrated, Lau tries to end the match once and for all. But Ang surprisingly grapples and locks him throughout the whole third round. In a flashback, Tat tells Ang that to prevent himself from losing the bet and his life, he must execute the "Golden Snake Restraint" defensive technique, hence the grapples and locks, which will prevent Lau from knocking him down. Visibly irate, Lau unsuccessfully tries to throw Ang off. Finally, round three ends and Lau is announced the winner, though Ang wins the bet since he survives the match. Incensed, Lau starts ravaging the place, beating up even the referee and judges. To stop Lau, Ang decides to use the "Invincible Wind and Fire Spin" on him, using an immense lottery wheel as help. The two spin wildly inside the wheel, and it explodes. Out of the rubble emerges Ang, exhausted but victorious, and Lau collapses in defeat. Lily, realizing Ang is the "Garfield warrior," rushes over to kiss him, and Tat reintroduces Sanshou to the public.

剧情

“荣记冰室”外送员何金银（阿银）某日送快餐时邂逅正在“环球精英武术体育中心”学习日本空手道的阿丽，并对其一见钟情。在遭遇精英中心柔道部主将黑熊的欺凌与阿丽拒绝的打击后，阿银在失意之下来到杂货店买啤酒，被老板鬼仔达说中心事，阿银向鬼仔达坦诚第一次失恋，鬼仔达借机向他推荐“中国古拳法”。原本不相信的阿银，见到鬼仔达一掌就打烂桌子（其实是假的），如此功力使阿银坚信不疑这套拳法。立志要保护阿丽，愤而学习全套功夫。鬼仔达，自称“魔鬼筋肉人”，其实本来是个武术家，但在过去一场中日大战被打断腿，从此隐退江湖，变成普通的瘸子。后来开杂货店为生，在招牌上挂着“懦夫救星”四字，另自创“中国古拳法”传武工作，借着“人人有功练”的筹款箱，自称要到中国大陆传播武术为名，向习武者收费，成为诈骗分子。阿丽在停车场上被黑熊调戏，戴着加菲猫面具的阿银见状相救。黑熊意图揭开面具，将阿银打个半死，蒙面阿银居然成功使出鬼仔达虚构的绝招“无敌风火轮”，将黑熊摔成重伤，消息很快传开整个中心。阿丽误以为蒙面加菲猫是空手道部大师兄“段水流”（绰号“断水流大师兄”），因此打算以身相许。阿银眼睁睁看着心上人阿丽被大师兄夺走，奋而拿刀要胁鬼仔达陪他去精英中心发出挑战书，正准备离去时，两人看见大师兄徒手打败中心里的格斗技部门全部社团主将，阿银反悔要烧掉挑战书，被大师兄与负责人遇见。大师兄认出鬼王达的真实身份，并羞辱“中国古拳法”，被激怒的鬼仔达遂代替阿银向大师兄挑战，并要求一个月时间进行“地狱式死亡特训”，双方就此答应，并举办一场记者说明会昭告天下。大师兄调查了“地狱式死亡特训”，所谓的“地狱式死亡特训”竟然是吃火锅、与比基尼辣妹嬉戏、唱KTV，不知其所以然，殊不知原来鬼仔达运用的是心理战，制造假象欺敌，使大师兄未战先怯，虽然大师兄一直宣称不畏战，在擂台赛上第一回合始终不敢轻举妄动。主播没什么话可以说，第一回合乱念一通金庸武侠小说《倚天屠龙记》，讲得精彩万分，谁知书居然掉了，只好改念《金瓶梅》，十分腥膻色，惹得大师兄差点发飙教训主播，第一回合就顺利结束。第二回合鬼仔达运用声东击西捣乱大师兄，一直乱丢东西，直到东西都没得丢。大师兄回过神来，要给阿银最后一击时，比赛中途进广告，阿银逃过一劫。第三回合阿银锁住大师兄，撑到比赛结束，恼羞成怒的大师兄而攻击何金银，台下的四个门派各掌门看不过去，纷纷挺身围击大师兄，阿银眼见事态严重，利用幸运轮向大师兄使出“无敌风火轮”，直到幸运轮被破坏为止。最后大师兄的虚张声势被阿银识破后重伤倒地，而阿银亦因此赢得阿丽的芳心。